Ass. #21: Hey, guys! Any vacation plans for the holidays?

Ass. #40: I’ll be in Africa volunteering at an orphanage.

Ass. #57: I’ll be in Siberia helping to build eco-trails.

Ass. #81: I’ll be in the Amazon jungle working with indigenous tribes on conservation projects.

Ass. #21: Wow! I’m just going upstate to visit family, but it will be nice to take a break.

Ass. #57: Haha! Enjoy your working vacation.

Ass. #21: What do you mean?

Wang: Associate #21! Need you to jump on calls when you are upstate…3 hrs a day max!

Ass. #57: That’s why we only vacation in places with no internet and phone access.