[Friday 4:30pm]

Schmidt: I need you to stay late tonight to put together a motion for TRO and preliminary injunction.

Ass. #97: Actually, I have front row tickets to “Hamilton” tonight. Can I do it over the weekend?

Schmidt: Sure, I’ll tell the client this had to wait so you could go to a Broadway show.

Ass. #97: Um…Is that a no?

Schmidt: Do you try to be a moron or does it come naturally?