Ass. #17: For Valentine’s Day, I’m finally gonna ask Associate #70 out!

Ass. #49: It’s about damn time. You’ve been crushing on her since orientation. Here she comes…Go!

Ass. #17 [to Ass. #70]: Um, ’cuse me…I think I…Kinda like you…A little bit more…Than a small amount…

Ass. #49: Geez, hope you’re not like this at oral argument.