Ass. #33: I just got reamed out by a partner for typos she found in my brief.

Ass. #57: Didn’t you proofread before sending it?

Ass. #33: I thought she’d be so dazzled by my legal prowess she wouldn’t care about typos.

Ass. #57: Ha! You know what partners love even more than making money? Finding typos.

Ass. #33: I’m so screwed…