Balz: The firm got bad press for promoting a heterosexual white male to partner…Should we worry about possible EEOC complaints?

Stern: Not at all. Our partnership roster is designed to withstand any discrimination allegation. Our firm is not racist…Black Partner, I choose you!

[Moe Paine]

Stern: Our firm is not sexist…Woman Partner, I choose you!

[Holly Schmidt]

Stern: Our firm is not homophobic…Homosexual Partner, I choose you!

[Wayne Bo Wang]