Ass. #33: My New Year’s Resolution is to stop procrastinating at the office. No more Twitter and Facebook…No more Youtube videos…This year I’m gonna be a lean mean billing machine!

[9:00am]

Ass. #33: Lemme take 5 minutes to check the news…

[9:30am]

[click, click]

“GOP Tax Bill Winners & Losers”
“FBI Trump-Russia Probe Fallout”
“New Sex Harassment Scandal Rocks Congress”

[10:30am]

[click, click, click, click]

“Nuclear War With N. Korea Imminent”
“Bitcoin Plunges Below $10K”
“Prince Harry Engagement Shocker”

[11:30am]

[click, click, click, click, click, click]

“Uncensored ISIS Beheading Video”
“Can Hackers Program Sex Robots To Kill?”
“Scientists Bring Dead Back To Life”

[12:30pm]

Ass. #67: Lunch time! Wanna join us?