Ass. #33: I got in trouble with a partner for not listing email recipients in order of seniority.

Ass. #49: Uh-huh.

Ass. #33: Why didn’t you warn me?!

Ass. #49: Look, if you can’t figure it out on your own, you’re dumb as rocks.

Ass. #33: You’re supposed to be my associate mentor!

Ass. #49: Talking to you is killing my brain cells.