Ass. #49: Hey, first-year! When can I see a draft of our brief?

Ass. #77: Almost done! My argument section will be amazing…I am crowd-sourcing all our legal arguments on Twitter!

[#lawtwitter #AppellateTwitter]

Ass. #49: How do you know opposing counsel isn’t following this?

Ass. #77: Oh…

Ass. #49 [to Ass. #83]: Now I know why clients won’t pay for first-years.