Ass. #89: What are you giving your secretaries for the holidays?

Ass. #72: Cash.

Ass. #40: Cash.

Ass. #25: Cash.

Ass. #89: Really? I was thinking something more personal, like a scented candle or fancy soap.

Ass. #72, #40, #25: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ass. #25: Have fun booking your own conference rooms in the future!